I once told a straight girl I loved her. I am living in the woods now. Forever. Now I hook up with freaking lesbo vampires.

'you look like a little porcupine when you sleep'

I ship Vauseman, Cophine & Paily to death.
  • keepcalmimspidey:

    noboofs:

    When your friend hasn’t come out yet

    kstew your gay is showing

    (Source: kristenforthewin, via only-rainbows-after-rain97)

  • bakrua:

    hartorotica:

    I’m just saying -

    Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

    We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

    well ur not wrong

    (via only-rainbows-after-rain97)

  • hyourinmaruice:

    kanayapapayas:

    Here’s the sexuality section of the posters my GSA will be putting up around the school!

    These posters are by no means exhaustive and I only put the bare basics of each sexuality on the poster. If there’s a glaring error in a definition or something please tell me so I can fix it before we put these up in real life!

    [genders]

    I like these too

    (via awesomebeybeexd)

  • spooky-macedonian:

    hotbisexualarmydoctor:

    fen-1994:

    Why do you keep saying that?!

    Heteronormativity in action.

    Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

    bisexual people when they see bisexual erasure

    (Source: ballcocktail, via awesomebeybeexd)

  • runecestershire:

    shakespeaker:

    placebonacebo:

    So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

    This is the best possible solution.

    I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

    (via awesomebeybeexd)

  • mrchrismad:

    beaumarbre:

    random-homestuck-things:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    jackadiddlediddle:

    bishounen-jake-english:

    FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

    THIS IS A TRUMPET

    image

    THIS IS A TROMBONE

    image

    THIS IS A TUBA

    image

    AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

    image

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

    You mean trumpet

    image

    Slidey Trumpet

    image

    Big ass trumpet

    image

    Drunk Trumpet

    image

    I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

    My sides

    AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

    image

    those are some fancy guitars

    (Source: spoopy-dawson, via awesomebeybeexd)

  • craylittleliars:

    Okay but

    Karma dancing with a boyimage

    Karma dancing with Amy

    image

    (via areyoufakingit)

  • stepacrosstheline:

    and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

    (Source: idiotsonfb, via only-rainbows-after-rain97)

  • thephangirlinghoneybear:

    Favourite OITNB quote #1

    (via oitnb)

  • Check out this mix on @8tracks: “you’re my 1 in 24 “

  • grizzlygains:

    happyhalloweekes:

    spoopy-shanin:

    I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?

    Of course you have to drag it and be amazed

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

    (via only-rainbows-after-rain97)

  • nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

    hauriret:

    based off this text post because its adorable

    look at how cute this is

    (via sarahmac2301)

  • nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

    ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

    IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

    (via sarahmac2301)